Under an agreement between Democrats and Republicans, there will be a boxing match between the presidential candidates instead of an election.

It’s official: Democrats and Republicans have agreed to an unprecedented move in the history of American politics. Instead of holding the traditional election this year, the two parties have decided to let their respective nominees duke it out in a boxing match.

This is an incredible development for a number of reasons. First, it will be incredibly entertaining to watch two candidates fight it out in the ring rather than engage in tedious debates and mudslinging. Second, it will be much more efficient than running a long campaign season. Third, and perhaps most importantly, we can be sure that whoever emerges victorious from this match will truly represent the best candidate for president!
We are convinced that this new agreement between Democrats and Republicans is a great idea for all Americans. We can’t wait to see who comes out on top when these two candidates go toe-to-toe!